The adventure of me
So yesterday I was driving on the highway when all of a sudden this really fat police man jumped infront of my car. I don't like police men so instead of slowing down i speen up and i ran over that fat guy!!!! YAAAAAAAA.Surprisingly the Fat police man acted as a speed bumb and thrusted me into the air. I was sailing in the air and I saw that I was gonning to land in the worst possible place. A POLICE ACADEMY!1!!!! I fell though the building and landed in a classroom with a whole lot of police men wanna-be's. I sat in my car in aww as all the people stared at me for about 30 minutes.Since non of the people were moving i presumed that they had slowly and most definetly painfully died of choking on their doghnuts because when they were shocked from when my car had fallen through roof, so i decided to get out of my car and walk out. On my way out one of the police dogs started sniffing my cojones( spanish for nuts) and then started thrashing away at them. Even with the great amount of pain i managed to get what he was trashing at. I t was pot and so i smoked it really fast through unbarable pain. I think that when I fell through the the roof of the academy there was this layer of pot that made up the building. So when I fell the building some of the pot went into my pocket. all of a sudden the dog started to cry and i think it was because he just wanted to smoke a good joint. Have you wondered why dogs sniff the side of buildings? I haven't but it is because the dogs want to smoke the pot that is on the sides of the walls. That has been an adventure of ME, the Guy with one COJONE( BUT MARK MY WORDS, I WILL GET ANOTHER COJONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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